A. I played a hooker in my school's 8th grade production of Guys and Dolls. The drama teacher decided he wanted twin hookers walking the "street" in several of the numbers. The teacher told me I looked fine, but that my twin sister would need to be "stuffed."
B. I once turned a student into a Smurf while coloring Easter eggs, and forgot to call the parents to let them know what he would look like when he got off the bus.
C. I babysat for Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley's daughter, Alexa Ray. As some of you know, I hail from Long Island, and Billy Joel lives here too. When I was younger, and before they divorced, I was asked to watch his daughter. So cool!!! Hmmm, for those of you not from this area, do you know Christie Brinkley better than Billy Joel?
Take your best guess, then hop to the next blogger, Maria from Communication Station, to see if you can guess her fib!